i pooped at barnes and nobles today. it was pretty tough to get over my shy-colon. since i was in the handicapped stall people kept jiggling the door handle, it was nerve wracking. and this guy with with some nike dunk's on was taking this loud gnarly shit right next to me.
usually i tried to focus on going when someone was washing their hands. it was like the sound of the running water somehow gave me more privacy. when i finally got out of there since i left in such a hurry, i wasn't sure if i flushed the toilet or not. i hope i did. or maybe i didn't need to because the seats were automatic. i hope they were automatic.
melissa marrara leaves tomorrow for florida. i hope she gets in a really shitty fight with her sister and moves back to columbus. i mean, ultimately i would want them to make up, but i need them to just temporarily hate each other long enough to bring mel back to me.
it just isn't fair.
shits at barnes and noble. best friends moving to florida. thinking that eating at a cici's pizza buffet was a good idea. finding out that i shared a slurpee with someone who has oral herpes. i think god is trying to send me a message or something.
what did i do to deserve this?
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You are NASTY
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